---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hansen Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 16:29:53 -0700 Subject: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: <62upou82r06vjbdosesmt99ks35h0085ab@4ax.com> -------- After watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I have this strange suspicion that G2K is actually the Black Knight. G2K: None shall pass. Debater: I have no quarrel with you, but I must get to ASVS. G2K: Then you will die. Debater: Damnit, stand aside! G2K: That was an unprovoked ad hominem. Debater: Oh, just shut up. [G2K throws a long post at Debater] [Debater parries] [Debater blows a giant hole in G2K's argument] Debater: Now stand aside. G2K: 'Tis but a minor point. Debater: Your argument's got a big hole in it! G2K: No, it doesn't. Debater: Well, what's that then? [points at the hole] G2K: I've seen worse. Debater: You liar! G2K: Come on, you pussy! [G2K throws a long post at Debater] [Debater parries] [Debater blows another giant hole in G2K's argument] Debater: Concession accepted. [kneeling] Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy- [G2K kicks Debater in the head while he's praying] G2K: Come on then. Debater: What? G2K: I'll win yet! Debater: Your argument is shot to pieces. Isn't that enough humiliation for one day? G2K: Oh, had enough, eh? Debater: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no valid points left! G2K: Yes I have. Debater: Look! G2K: Just a nitpick. [expounds on semantics] Debater: Look, stop that. G2K: Chicken! Chicken! Debater: Look, I'll have your Death Star argument. Right! [whop] [lops a chunk off the argument] G2K: Right, I'll do you for that! Debater: You'll what? G2K: Come 'ere! Debater: What are you going to do, read your website to me? G2K: I'm invincible! Debater: You're a loony. G2K: Guardian 2000 always triumphs! Have at you! Debater: Come on then. [whop] [lops another chunk off the argument] G2K: All right, we'll call it a draw. Debater: Come, Luggage. G2K: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You Warsie bastards! Come back here and see what's coming to you. I'll poke your heads off! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DarkStar" Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 00:42:29 GMT Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: -------- "John Hansen" wrote in message news:62upou82r06vjbdosesmt99ks35h0085ab@4ax.com... > [kneeling] > Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy- The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "WeeMadAndo" Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 11:25:43 +1000 Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: -------- Thankyou for proving his point. -- WeeMadAndo Blue sparks and white smoke, the two most expensive components of any electrical system. Once you've used them, it costs a fortune to replace them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DarkStar" Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 02:39:56 GMT Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: <04aj9.189909$z91.8083351@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com> -------- "WeeMadAndo" wrote in message news:amj643$6csvs$1@ID-21694.news.dfncis.de... > Thankyou for proving his point. Well, of course. That's the ugly part of such insults. For example, all I have to do to perform a similar deed is say "You're an idiot because you disagree with the fact that you're an idiot. Of course, you'll disagree with this, but that's because you're an idiot. Even if someone else replies, you're still an idiot, and so are they." Naturally, you're left in a position where no defense is possible. Idiot. :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "WeeMadAndo" Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 13:14:29 +1000 Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: -------- "DarkStar" wrote in message news:04aj9.189909$z91.8083351@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com... > > "WeeMadAndo" wrote in message > news:amj643$6csvs$1@ID-21694.news.dfncis.de... > > Thankyou for proving his point. > > Well, of course. That's the ugly part of such insults. For example, all I > have to do to perform a similar deed is say "You're an idiot because you > disagree with the fact that you're an idiot. Of course, you'll disagree > with this, but that's because you're an idiot. Even if someone else > replies, you're still an idiot, and so are they." > > Naturally, you're left in a position where no defense is possible. Idiot. > :) Gah! Eviiil logic! Must fight with my infinite powers of ignorance! Beee Sttrrroooong! Fnnnrrrrgh! Must overpower reason... -- WeeMadAndo Blue sparks and white smoke, the two most expensive components of any electrical system. Once you've used them, it costs a fortune to replace them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: mikewongisgod@hotmail.com (RayCav) Date: 22 Sep 2002 15:59:26 -0700 Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: -------- "DarkStar" wrote in message news:<04aj9.189909$z91.8083351@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>... > "WeeMadAndo" wrote in message > news:amj643$6csvs$1@ID-21694.news.dfncis.de... > > Thankyou for proving his point. > > Well, of course. That's the ugly part of such insults. For example, all I > have to do to perform a similar deed is say "Oh yes! yes! YES! Thank you for that cum shot!" Of course, that's something completely different, but that's because you're an idiot. Even if someone else > replies, I'm still a homo, and so are they, giving me that cumshot." > > Naturally, you're left in a position where I get a full spray :) Ok, maybe not my best work, but oh well..... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 23:44:31 -0400 Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: <3D8D3C9F.BD74E73B@daltonator.net> -------- DarkStar wrote: > > "John Hansen" wrote in message > news:62upou82r06vjbdosesmt99ks35h0085ab@4ax.com... > > > [kneeling] > > Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy- > > The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it. You continue saying that. We'll continue disbelieving it. -- Rob "Roby" Dalton http://daltonator.net "All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'." --"The Last Continent", Terry Pratchett ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Cmdrwilkens" Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 02:29:18 -0400 Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: -------- "Dalton" wrote in message news:3D8D3C9F.BD74E73B@daltonator.net... > DarkStar wrote: > > > > "John Hansen" wrote in message > > news:62upou82r06vjbdosesmt99ks35h0085ab@4ax.com... > > > > > [kneeling] > > > Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy- > > > > The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it. > > You continue saying that. We'll continue disbelieving it. > As will the rest of humanity with an IQ greater than their age. -- Lcpl Burnett, G.R. USMCR BridgeCo B 6th EngSptBN 4th FSSG "Weapons do not penetrate armour based on force and pressure" - IXJac(taken from SB.com and SD.net) "I'm a genocidal maniac, hold me." -Anakin Vader ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Colin'The Yosemite Bear'Witz" Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 15:56:27 -0700 Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: -------- "Cmdrwilkens" wrote in message news:amjo02$69c1q$1@ID-97732.news.dfncis.de... > "Dalton" wrote in message > news:3D8D3C9F.BD74E73B@daltonator.net... > > DarkStar wrote: > > > > > > "John Hansen" wrote in message > > > news:62upou82r06vjbdosesmt99ks35h0085ab@4ax.com... > > > > > > > [kneeling] > > > > Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy- > > > > > > The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it. > > > > You continue saying that. We'll continue disbelieving it. > > > > As will the rest of humanity with an IQ greater than their age. > much less our shoe size. :-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Hansen Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 20:57:41 -0700 Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: -------- [Debater rebuts long post] [G2K snips everything but one line] G2K: The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it. Debater: What, are you blind? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: big_red901@hotmail.com (CaptainSheridan) Date: 22 Sep 2002 06:53:55 -0700 Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: <2d3e5dbf.0209220553.967ff33@posting.google.com> -------- "DarkStar" wrote in message news:... > "John Hansen" wrote in message > news:62upou82r06vjbdosesmt99ks35h0085ab@4ax.com... > > > [kneeling] > > Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy- > > > The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it. Obviously. After this group completly failed to put a dent in your excellent arguments, all they can do is wail and insult you. Quite Petty. And their great Wong has been devestated against DarkStar. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: strikeforce16m@yahoo.com (strikeforce) Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 16:40:13 GMT Subject: Re: [humor] Black Knight Message-ID: <3d8f43d9.15035410@basic.bs.webusenet.com> -------- > And their great Wong EW